Yeah, it’s a weak digression from MAGA. But the United States and democracy won’t last over the long haul without literal government interference to maintain a robust middle class. It’s not charity. It’s not “we can only help select Americans, so forget about the poor and screw over the billionaires.” It’s a pragmatic need because […]

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Originally published in The Orlando Sentinel, March 16, 2018 Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is the date-rape Christmas carol, as the singing man pushes a woman to stay because “it’s bad out there.” She even wonders “what’s in this drink?” in shades of a Bill Cosby accusation. My friend Gina loves this song and says my […]

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Researchers at the University of the Phoenix spent a decade studying white men who profess hatred of other races – specifically the African American race – and they found a high correlation between penis size and white supremacist membership. “Specifically, the penises of white supremacists are quite a bit smaller than normal penises,” says head […]

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